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i think in fragments
judyxberman: VICE WRITERS Music Reviews Rating: X((((((( Ladies, imagine being a Vice writer. Just walking around everywhere with your entitlement and ennui and midlength penis all gently bouncing in step; wearing a male tank top or a waxed mustache or some shit. Imagine having an ironic, retro-sexist dudebro-voice and getting together with a couple of other white guys and some cocaine and making your not-at-all-different voices all sync up as tautly as your nihilistic senses of humor, then snuggling all up together (no homo!) in a big Bushwick loft of partially employed trust-fund kids while something noninformative is happening on the Internet. What a life. I guess there’s the whole “everyone in the world thinks I’m an asshole” thing to deal with, too, but let’s not split hairs here: Vice writers got it pretty fucking made.

judyxberman:

VICE WRITERS
Music Reviews
Rating: X(((((((


Ladies, imagine being a Vice writer. Just walking around everywhere with your entitlement and ennui and midlength penis all gently bouncing in step; wearing a male tank top or a waxed mustache or some shit. Imagine having an ironic, retro-sexist dudebro-voice and getting together with a couple of other white guys and some cocaine and making your not-at-all-different voices all sync up as tautly as your nihilistic senses of humor, then snuggling all up together (no homo!) in a big Bushwick loft of partially employed trust-fund kids while something noninformative is happening on the Internet. What a life. I guess there’s the whole “everyone in the world thinks I’m an asshole” thing to deal with, too, but let’s not split hairs here: Vice writers got it pretty fucking made.

(Source: textsfromhillaryclinton)

The Jam Stand: Studio Visit: The Jam Stand

the jam stand! 

fab:

Get ready to jam.

We foodies at Fab have our own version of Linsanity. When we discovered The Jam Stand, we were instantly sweet on innovative flavors like the Drunken Monkey, made with sugared bananas, rum and a splash of lime. Yum!

Then things got better. We…

laughingsquid: Exotic Dancers, 1890s

laughingsquid:

Exotic Dancers, 1890s

:( flavorpill: thedailyfeed: EXCLUSIVE: Paula Deen, the queen of high-calorie Southern cooking, will reveal she has diabetes. The Georgia-born chef — a Food Network star who has written five best-selling cookbooks — has been trying to keep her condition a secret, even after the National Enquirer reported in April that she has Type 2 diabetes, which is often associated with fatty foods and obesity.  Sources say Deen, 64, who never addressed the diabetes question, has worked out a multimillion-dollar deal to be the spokeswoman for a pharmaceutical company and endorse the drug she is taking…  “Paula Deen is going to have to reposition herself now that she has diabetes,” said one source. “She’s going to have to start cooking healthier recipes. She can’t keep pushing mac and cheese and deep-fried Twinkies when she is hawking a diabetes drug.” Oh nooooooooooooooo

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flavorpill:

thedailyfeed:

EXCLUSIVE: Paula Deen, the queen of high-calorie Southern cooking, will reveal she has diabetes.

The Georgia-born chef — a Food Network star who has written five best-selling cookbooks — has been trying to keep her condition a secret, even after the National Enquirer reported in April that she has Type 2 diabetes, which is often associated with fatty foods and obesity.

 Sources say Deen, 64, who never addressed the diabetes question, has worked out a multimillion-dollar deal to be the spokeswoman for a pharmaceutical company and endorse the drug she is taking…

 “Paula Deen is going to have to reposition herself now that she has diabetes,” said one source. “She’s going to have to start cooking healthier recipes. She can’t keep pushing mac and cheese and deep-fried Twinkies when she is hawking a diabetes drug.”

Oh nooooooooooooooo

25daysofcrackmas: On the 15th day of December, my dealer gave to me…. A Green and Red Christmas  - The Muppets - Rdio | Spotify Why so crack-tastic? “‘Zat You, Santa Claus?”“The Man with the Bag.” “Santa Baby” from Miss Piggy.“North Pole Comedy Club” from Fozzie.“Merry Christmas Baby” from this.And the Swedish Chef sings! Best album ever? Best album ever. Not your drug of choice? Try one of these:The more traditional route: Glee: The Christmas Album Vol 2 - Rdio | SpotifyA little bit of everything - RdioThe Best Christmas Album Ever (TM) - Rdio | Spotify   Doesn’t get better

25daysofcrackmas:

On the 15th day of December, my dealer gave to me….

A Green and Red Christmas  - The Muppets - Rdio | Spotify

Why so crack-tastic? 
“‘Zat You, Santa Claus?”
“The Man with the Bag.”
“Santa Baby” from Miss Piggy.
“North Pole Comedy Club” from Fozzie.
“Merry Christmas Baby” from this.
And the Swedish Chef sings!

Best album ever? Best album ever.

Not your drug of choice? 
Try one of these:
The more traditional route: Glee: The Christmas Album Vol 2 - Rdio | Spotify
A little bit of everything - Rdio
The Best Christmas Album Ever (TM) - Rdio | Spotify  

Doesn’t get better

flavorpill: Donate to our Virtual Food Bank, Get Real Stuff

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Here’s the deal: we at Flavorpill are competing in this online Food Bank to feed hungry New Yorkers…and prove we’re better than any other media company in NY. We don’t want to lose (though we love) to Blackbook, Nerve or Thrillist (not enough bacon in the world, guys), and we are losing to…

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How to have your own Robyn dance party. Although, he’s missing the #partypants. 

flavorpill: allcreatures: Adventurer Mark Moffett has found the world’s biggest insect - which is so huge it can eat carrots. The former park ranger discovered the giant weta up a tree and his real life Bugs Bunny has now been declared the largest ever found. He came across the cricket-like creature, which has a wing span of seven inches, after two days of searching on a tiny island. The creepy crawly is only found on Little Barrier Island, in New Zealand. The species was wiped off the mainland by rats accidentally introduced by Europeans. NO. NO NO NO NO.  I want him to be my friend. 

flavorpill:

allcreatures:

Adventurer Mark Moffett has found the world’s biggest insect - which is so huge it can eat carrots. The former park ranger discovered the giant weta up a tree and his real life Bugs Bunny has now been declared the largest ever found. He came across the cricket-like creature, which has a wing span of seven inches, after two days of searching on a tiny island. The creepy crawly is only found on Little Barrier Island, in New Zealand. The species was wiped off the mainland by rats accidentally introduced by Europeans.

NO. NO NO NO NO. 

I want him to be my friend. 

Little Tybee - “Boxcar Fair” - The whole video was taken in one shot and uses puppets.